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<body> <p><font color="#FF0000" size="5"><b>This pages uses frames. Your browser doesn't support them.</b></font></p> <p><b>But if that's the case, then you probably see this message displayed very <i>very</i> frequently.</b></p> <hr> <p><b>Have you considered getting an upgrade for your browser? Both Netscape and Internet Explorer have <font color="#FF0000">free downloadable versions</font> available for poor saps like you that just can't see some of the finer sights (or sites for that matter,) on the internet. Like anything with frames.</b></p> <p><b>If your computer itself is too old to run any of the newer versions of these freely available browsers, there is also a large selection of <i>older versions</i> for most major browsers available on their respective websites.</b></p> <p><b>If you can't run any of the older versions, <font color="#FF0000">then what the hell are you doing here? </font>If you're on a palm or cell-phone and you somehow stumbled onto this site - invest in a computer. No one in their righteous SANITY would possibly use a 6-inch tall device to browse the internet. If your computer outdates the Reagan era - go away. We don't want you. They're not called "calculators," anymore, they're called "desktop personal computers." Go buy one, then come back.</b></p> <hr> <p><b>If you're still reading this far, and you STILL don't have frames, then you're fascinated with my sparkling wit, or you've already been to the other 27 websites on the planet that support browsers without frames. Either way: No one loves you. Go away.</b></p> <hr> <p><b><font color="#FF0000">If, by some completely bizarre chance, you happened to wind up on this page with a browser that <u>SUPPORTS</u> frames, then something is very seriously wrong. </font>You should get up and start running now, lest you be caught in the explosion that is likely to ensue from your having somehow uncannily mangled your browsers ability to display frames. Otherwise - our bad - it's our fault and we'll fix it as soon as possible.</b></p> </body>